But this seemed different. This evil wizard, calling himself Black Art, seemed to come out of nowhere. A real nutsy with a sagbag of followers calling themselves The Axes, for their weapon of choice.
Suddenly there he was living at Grim Castle on Haverown Mountain with Deceiva Bronze deep in the Decanted Forest.
Next he crowns himself “Fairy Godfather For Life” and starts talking about marching into Smother Goose Landing.