I drove my Keister out to the Flying Horse.
Camera Sly waved me over saying:” Hatrack, I want you to meet Apple Lucy Warmblood, our new Lacey DeMure.”
She was a lot of gal on the hoof, towering over me at a good seven foot, four.
Four being the number of legs she had.
A centaurette, Charlie Horse’s niece in fact.
“Since its only a photo of her upper half”, said Sly, “who’s to know?”
Howdy Pardoner” said Lucy sticking out her riding glove.
She had her full lips on, a nickerchief, and a ten gallop hat.
It was love at first bite.
I took her for dinner at the Leaning Tower Of Pizza.
I had the unraveloni.
She had the hayburger.
Apple Lucy Warmblood
Sea Czar City 