Bendar Dundat, regression therapist and arch conservative, was found conserving arches from all over Sea Czar City in his debasement.
It was his seat that was sat on by Nobull Savage, Meadow Racetrack owner and head of the Cree Tan Tobacco Company.
Janitor, Ulysses Broom, turned out to be a closet 8er and not, when confronted, the least bit sweepish about it.
Secondhand Stan, the shop keeper, got Broom’s seat, after the brush off.
Oliver Fine, former owner of Fine’s Kettle Of Fish, got B.B. Wolf, the banker’s, goat.
Bertha DeBlooz finally ousted the Reverent Mr. Amos Rant over religious prosecution.
Bombay Sinj, the fire chief, was still hot with the voters.
Dr. Spot was Johnny on.
Dick Swab cleaned up.
Usher Falls stayed upright.
Gangster yes man, Hammond “Notting Ham” Rye lost his sheriff’s badge to Doghouse Brown”s brother, E. Vic Brown.
Mayor Major Miner somehow came back for a fourth term.
His son, “Figgy” Newton Miner, ran his father’s complain on his platform of closing Baba Alley, if only someone can find it.
“Baba Alley, you ever been there?” Lee Z. asked.