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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 27

Bendar Dundat, regression therapist and arch conservative, was found conserving arches from all over Sea Czar City in his debasement.

It was his seat that was sat on by Nobull Savage, Meadow Racetrack owner and head of the Cree Tan Tobacco Company.

Janitor, Ulysses Broom, turned out to be a closet 8er and not, when confronted, the least bit sweepish about it.

Secondhand Stan, the shop keeper, got Broom’s seat, after the brush off.

Oliver Fine, former owner of Fine’s Kettle Of Fish, got B.B. Wolf, the banker’s, goat.

Bertha DeBlooz finally ousted the Reverent Mr. Amos Rant over religious prosecution.

Bombay Sinj, the fire chief, was still hot with the voters.

Dr. Spot was Johnny on.

Dick Swab cleaned up.

Usher Falls stayed upright.

Gangster yes man, Hammond “Notting Ham” Rye lost his sheriff’s badge to Doghouse Brown”s brother, E. Vic Brown.

Mayor Major Miner somehow came back for a fourth term.

His son, “Figgy” Newton Miner, ran his father’s complain on his platform of closing Baba Alley, if only someone can find it.

“Baba Alley, you ever been there?” Lee Z. asked.

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THE UNUSUAL SUSPECTS

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 8

“Messy Recourse Goes Into It’s Third Week!”, shouted the Bench Press headlines the next morning.

Then two days later it was: “Randy Jim Keeps Casa Nova”.

“‘And you can keep Hoover, the butler as well!” screamed former Mrs. Hatrack, now Justa Fortune Hunter, “but I’m taking the show fur.’

Now half owner of the half owned by former husband, Randal James Hatrack, of the Lying Lunchman’s Mind, Ms. Hunter has taken a spenthouse suite in Gelt Glowers.”

Ginny Fizz, my granddad’s former weakend nurse from the Iceflow Care Home has moved into Casa Nova with her dog, Dipsy Poodle. to look after him.

Marion Hood is a maid once again.

This morning I noticed a bottle of Niagara,”The Drink That Stops The Falls”, is back on  my granddad’s bedside table.

I still take he and Old Coot to the park but the James Boys aren’t the trouble they use to be.

No more stealing candy from babies while winking at their nurse maids.

Today Randy Jim said to me: “There’s no fire in the farts, my boy, my stomach can’t handle the spices.”

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AT HOME WITH HATRACK

 

 

 

 

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Sea Czar Citay: From Here To Infirmary, Page 26

Well, Lil Bowpeep lost her creep and I knew how to fine him.

He occupied a seat next to me in the Duckbill heading home.

I was browsing headlines in the Bench Press:CITY PROSECUTOR, JUSTICE GOLDBRICK, TRIES TO WHIP UP INTEREST IN THE RETURN OF CORPOREAL PUNISHMENT, ZAZA LAPLUME, BURLESQUE PERFORMER, DOING SHOW ON THE HIDEAWHY RENOVATION  UNDER THE NAME DANCING BARE, SKIPS MAHOY’S SEA SHANTY NEARLY TORN APART IN RIP TIDE, and CHICKEN RUSTLERS BREAK INTO EASY PICKENS’ HEN HOUSE [Pickens fears he will never be able to recoup his lose}.

In the Punday Sunnies, King Diamond, Space Ace, his sweetie Queenie Hart and Dr. Spade crash-land on the planet Zongo.

Looks Like The Game Is Up For King Diamond

 

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