“Messy Recourse Goes Into It’s Third Week!”, shouted the Bench Press headlines the next morning.
Then two days later it was: “Randy Jim Keeps Casa Nova”.
“‘And you can keep Hoover, the butler as well!” screamed former Mrs. Hatrack, now Justa Fortune Hunter, “but I’m taking the show fur.’
Now half owner of the half owned by former husband, Randal James Hatrack, of the Lying Lunchman’s Mind, Ms. Hunter has taken a spenthouse suite in Gelt Glowers.”
Ginny Fizz, my granddad’s former weakend nurse from the Iceflow Care Home has moved into Casa Nova with her dog, Dipsy Poodle. to look after him.
Marion Hood is a maid once again.
This morning I noticed a bottle of Niagara,”The Drink That Stops The Falls”, is back on my granddad’s bedside table.
I still take he and Old Coot to the park but the James Boys aren’t the trouble they use to be.
No more stealing candy from babies while winking at their nurse maids.
Today Randy Jim said to me: “There’s no fire in the farts, my boy, my stomach can’t handle the spices.”