Yet amidst all the grits and yammer, Eve seemed bored so I told her stories of my add dentures.
I told her about the summer Lord Vain, The Vegetarian Vampire’s uncle Noah, Count of Sham, arrived from Vulgaria and I solved The Mystery Of The Missing False Fangs.
The trip I took to Reclina to try and stop Lazy Boy Slouch from going to the chair.
I thought her radio show needed a few yuks, so I gave her some of mine.
But Aimee and Delmon were jealous of my wit, telling her that even cows considered puns the lowest form of humour.
And on the show she seemed dogged by a voice that was no longer husky.