Got my Bench Press from News Niceburg.
The lead story was a shirt tale about SoHi of SoHi’s Quality Tailoring.
Yesterday he collared a thief who tried to pocket the petty cash.
SoHi cuffed him right on the button.
SoHi seams none the worsted for wear.
Stopped at the U Auto Care to see if I could get my Keister out of hock.
Shifty Gears was working on J. Morgan Gelt’s new Ophelia 1600.
According to Shifty, those high price dreads lose their mortal coils after just a few hundred kilometres and should be shuffled off.
Shifty admits, if you pump him, that when he first started working on cars, he thought it was a gas but now he just finds it tiresome.
I drove to Soupermon”s Deli Planet for lunch.