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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 25

There will be the usual sack race for the recently fired.

The crowning of Miss Main Squeeze at the Juice Right Pageant.

Boris, the vulgar boatman, will again take on both Cuss Plucker, the Blunder Busman and the Reverent Mr. Amos Rant in the mule  cussing contest.

(Last year the air was so blue, they had to call it a draw when the animals fainted from embarrassment.)

Bango the Balloon Clown, is running the bomb toss.

Ranger Roy is giving demonstrations on the dangers of the pool sharks known as Chaws,  little nippers who go after the toes of of both municipal and backyard swimmers.

Easy Perkins is bringing his champion turkey, Peach Gobbler, his prize winning hen, Coopsa Daisy, and his ash ram, Sooty, to the Life Shock Show.

Colonel Corny Cobb Web’s Coochie-Coo Tent will premiere ZaZa LaPlume, the fan dancer’s new act where instead of just feathers, she uses the whole bird and bills herself LaPlume the Flamingo Dancer.

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HAVE PUN WILL TRAVEL: SEA CZAR CITY, PAGE 20

“You know what happens, friend Packet, when you spend too much time among these forest spirits?”

It was Walt Witchman untying my ropes.

“You become the blue rate special?”, I asked

“No, no, you Gauguin become a painter or poet in x-file.

I, myself am working on an epic I’ll call, ‘The Sleeves Of Crass’ and painting a series of seens in the Wilds.

Tell my family I’ve become a victim of the moon and sick sense, but I am a warehouseman no more!”

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