As Confusion, our ornamental philosopher says: “Time is a funny thing, but its no laughing matter”.
It’s Fall Back Time again and the True Eds were up all night rearranging the Stone Hinge.
My granddad turns 148 and Albrite Winestein, the Grapes Of Math professor, says that outside the Bikini Triangle, old Randy Jim would have been dead twice over.
Winestein has a theory about relatives, the fact our seasons run backwards and how time goes quickly when your young but slows down the older you get.
The Fair To Midland is in Fall swing.
This year Lady Vain, the vegetarian vampire, will be manning the Hissing Booth.
Frankie Rummoli is back with his Used Gamble Lot.
Jackie Odds is running the Carousel Races.
Simon Sample, the pieman from Smother Goose Landing, is bringing the In Your Face edibles.
Doghouse Brown is barking the Snide Show.
Miss Prim has allowed her on-ice caveman boyfriend, Og, to stubble up again as Pop Sickle and enter the Rastling Ring against last year’s chump, Twotired Housecart.