“Fact is”, Kay continued “I now own the Mall.
We’ve got The Big Box Store, ‘Your one stop shop for all your large box needs’, The Fabricator, ‘With more bolts than just out of the blue’, a Gape, a Loots, and a Barsucks.
I’m telling you this because to Omitt, nothing on Gulp Island should exist.
He blames it’s decanted ways for all his whines.
I fear he has already started blowing things up with the Electra Complex.
You must understand his actions do not represent Muslins.
We are a gentle people.
We worship cloth and bowling for Alley’s sake!”
“A Muslin situation”, I told her, “should be handled by the millinery.”
But Kay Sarong-Sarong said that could fabricate a war.
She’d heard about my involvement with the move against the 8ers by all the religious leaders and of my dealings with the Grime Lords at The New Troll Hotel in Smother Goose Landing, so she’d decided I was tailor made for the job.