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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL.7, PAGE 13

How long they stayed in the land of milk and honeys, Hitch Ike had no idea but all the while he was taking reals of film.

Meena the swinger, Meena on the horn of her horse, Dilemma, Meena poolside drinking brown cows.

Hitch also began to notice that Rib Lee seemed desirous of rolls in the royal hey.

For Hitch Ike it was Kipling thinking that the man who would be king could ever be his adventurous pal Rib Lee.

He also noticed that his film crew seemed to be drinking milk with every meal.

Their eyes were getting that cheesy blue look.

They had become listless, carrying no pencils or paper and plod like.

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MEENA WITH HER DELEMMA

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 12

It was the warrior priestess Meena, Milkmaid to the Holy Cow of the Legend Dairy of Moo, who saved them.

The corny plod men had once been prime mates, looking to feed their families, so stole the golden milk of the Holy Cow.

The milk turned them into mindless slaves.

Their male descendants are also made to drink of the milk so that they too continue to serve the lost outpost of what was once the forgotten land of Amnesia, a mighty queendom that covered all of Valdeez Island, including the sunken city of Anchor Wot.

Now Meena and her milkmaid sisters udderly rule the Jungle of Bow Vines while the Plod Men are forced to go into auction at their very bidding.

It seemed to Hitch Ike that Meena led Rib Lee and the camera crew around in circles for days before they at lass came upon the women who attended the Holy Cow of Moo.

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THE SACRED COW

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY,VOL. 7, PAGE 11

In the car, Hitch kept muttering: ” Your next, your nix!”

Slowly on into Drunken, the whole sorted tale got told.

I heard how the expedition following The Red Key Strolls, an Amnesia hiking map, got held up by Captain Belay Pins, the buccaneer. even before they were able to leave Torntoga.

I heard how they had to leave half their supplies in Tatter’s, owner of the Sword Loser, the pirate pawnshop, just to get enough double loons to carry on.

Hitch told me about hiring Scurvy Guy DeReef, the pirate guild and how DeReef stole most of their food not long after crossing over the seventh vale.

Hitch Ike kept babbling about brooks of gum powder, where some crew members developed musket toes, about the fur flies and the giant three toed moths.

Then just when they were about to give out from thrust, they came upon the Fountain Of Truth, only to try and kill each other after the first sip.

He told me how they lived on cloves and wishes until they were attacked by a tribe of corny Plod People.

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CORNY PLOD PEOPLE

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 10

In Follywood, Hitch was a director in his own light, creating such Drive-Out classics as “Fear Wind Flow”, “Virgo ( a second chance at the first time)”, and “Kurds (don’t get in their whey)” , as well as “Slidco”, the shocker that featured Eden Gardener dying in the first reel at a square dance (”you’ll never look at an allemande left the same way again”).

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DRIVE-OUT CLASSICS

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL.7, PAGE 9

Just that morning my randy granddad and I had been disgusting now poorly ghosted “Cargo Cal And The Pilots” was in the Punday Sunnies since Rib Lee, its originator, had disappeared behind the Seven Vales on Valdeez Island.

(Rib had gone in search of the legend dairy, Temple Of Moo, one of the last lost ruins of the forgotten land of Amnesia.)

And there just off the side of Highwayman Road on the way to Drunken, appeared the battered and fried vision of Hitch Ike Hyde, Rib Lee’s lusty camera man.

Hitch staggered into the road and started banging on my Keister, horsely braying: “They’re coming!

They’re here already!”

Your next!

Your nix!”

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THEY’RE COMING !

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 8

“Messy Recourse Goes Into It’s Third Week!”, shouted the Bench Press headlines the next morning.

Then two days later it was: “Randy Jim Keeps Casa Nova”.

“‘And you can keep Hoover, the butler as well!” screamed former Mrs. Hatrack, now Justa Fortune Hunter, “but I’m taking the show fur.’

Now half owner of the half owned by former husband, Randal James Hatrack, of the Lying Lunchman’s Mind, Ms. Hunter has taken a spenthouse suite in Gelt Glowers.”

Ginny Fizz, my granddad’s former weakend nurse from the Iceflow Care Home has moved into Casa Nova with her dog, Dipsy Poodle. to look after him.

Marion Hood is a maid once again.

This morning I noticed a bottle of Niagara,”The Drink That Stops The Falls”, is back on  my granddad’s bedside table.

I still take he and Old Coot to the park but the James Boys aren’t the trouble they use to be.

No more stealing candy from babies while winking at their nurse maids.

Today Randy Jim said to me: “There’s no fire in the farts, my boy, my stomach can’t handle the spices.”

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AT HOME WITH HATRACK

 

 

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 7

Her  come hither had gone yawn.

I tried to help her by egging her on to make more yokes.

But it didn’t help.

Her listeners became bored again sheep and started to flock off.

Eve Angelica ended up working behind the counter at Swabs Drugstore.

She told everyone that I had left her in ruins like Anchor Wot.

Funnily enough, I started getting calls from the Centaurette , Apple Lucy, asking if I wanted to horse around, Jill Fever wanting to know if I’d like to come over and play doctor, Ruby Gams suggesting we do a little smoking and even April, the Colander girl, asked for a date.

From what I hear now, Eve’s secretary, Aimee Fearsome McSimple, has taken over the For Squares Hostel with her partner in slime, Delmon Gangtree.

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PARTY LINE

 

 

 
 
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