“Hey Packit”, my cousin, Tacky Bob Dotes of Tacky Dotes, The (We’re Always On The Move) Stationary Store, yelled as he bounced through the door.
“Lee Z. pin you to the bowling team we’re forming?
So far its Gladstone and Dotes and Fred A. Dare of ‘Dare Essentials.
I think I got Jim Crack of ‘The Trick and Joke Shop’ interested.
Want to join?
I wanted to call the team: ‘The Alley Cats” but since Patty O’Tello’s Cheezy Eats is sponsoring us, we settled on ‘The Cheezy Cheats’.
You ought to see our shirts.
Wedsday evening, bowl a few. drink some Schmaltzes, and catch the late show at Colonel Corny Cobb Webb’s Girlique.
Except for poor old married Gladstone here, nailed to the boss.”
“Well, I’ll think on it”, I said, trying to leave before the tear in Gladstone’s eye reached the boiling point.
“Off to the office, Packit?” Tacky asked.
“Tell that little cooker, Helen Wheels, she’s sorry she missed me.”
“She’s getting better with her aim, she wont next time.”
“What a kidder…need any erasers for all your mistakes?
Remember, ‘Tacky Keeps The Office From Going Wacky’.”