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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 39

“Hey Packit”, my cousin, Tacky Bob Dotes of Tacky Dotes, The (We’re Always On The Move) Stationary Store, yelled  as he bounced through the door.

“Lee Z. pin you to the bowling team we’re forming?

So far its Gladstone and Dotes and Fred A. Dare of ‘Dare Essentials.

I think I got Jim Crack of ‘The Trick and Joke Shop’ interested.

Want to join?

I wanted to call the team: ‘The Alley Cats” but since Patty O’Tello’s Cheezy Eats is sponsoring us, we settled on ‘The Cheezy Cheats’.

You ought to see our shirts.

Wedsday evening, bowl a few. drink some Schmaltzes, and catch the late show at Colonel Corny Cobb Webb’s Girlique.

Except for poor old married Gladstone here, nailed to the boss.”

“Well, I’ll think on it”, I said, trying to leave before the tear in Gladstone’s eye reached the boiling point.

“Off to the office, Packit?” Tacky asked.

“Tell that little cooker, Helen Wheels, she’s sorry she missed me.”

“She’s getting better with her aim, she wont next time.”

“What a kidder…need any erasers for all your mistakes?

Remember, ‘Tacky Keeps The Office From Going Wacky’.”

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TACKY DOTES

 

 

 

 
 

THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 38

Two days later in Banters, Mr. She-was-only-a-bagmaker’s-daughter-but-she-sure-was-great-in-the-sack, Lee Z. Gladstone was saying: “Let me get this puzzle straight, Jigsaw.

A Kim wants you to find her Dale and when you do, some carny blackjacks you with a bag of geegaws and yes in D.D., you think, the corpus delectable at your feet is one Delores Dreamfield .

At first.

But then a scar is born and you recognize which twin had the phoney..

The Tattler, nee Flaw, nee Chance, nee Katz, nee Bow led you to lead her sister to her where she could makeup and be thought dead.

What I don’t understand is how did you know she was hiding in the Storm Seller of the Watchful Observatory?”

“Just got wind of it “, I answered.

“Actually it was the essence of Slush Fun, a perfume sold only at the weather counter of the Storm Seller.”

“Well”, said Lee Z., “I guess you nose what your doing.

Hey did you hear Aladin Deep bought Eel’s Electric from Pie Annie?

No more ‘Bread And Circuits’.

He’s turned part of Eel’s into a lamp store, calling it ‘The Trilight Zone’.

The place has a sales clerk named Jinni, whose smoking hot and acts like she’d grant your every wish.”

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TRILIGHT ZONE

 
 

THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 37

It must have been my puritan interest that made this pilgrim flip the corpse so it could turn the other cheek.

It wasn’t Kim’s light that had been blown out but Tattle Dale’s.

At that moment Max Tracker and his bulldog Drummond came through the door.

Being booked was a novel experience.

I got the full heatment under the sunlamp, inky fingers, nice photo , number and all.

Dale was quite the looker, so my lawyer, Siren Chase, got me released on a Babeus Corpus.

But something was bothering me about that scar.

Kim had given me the breeze so I wet my finger to follow.

I headed for the Storm Seller in the basement of the Watchful Observatory.

The girl behind the Windy name tag, heavy glasses and lie job, dropped her jaw just in time for me to pick it up.

“Figured I’d have a longer lease in the crowbar hotel, Sweet Tart?” I asked.

“Ah, Mr. Hatrack”, she said as she planted a pucker to make me quince, “marry me, a hushband can’t be made to testify against his wife.”

“Sister, your good, real good, but I won’t turn you kin,

Your too dangerous, relatively speaking.”

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GLOBAL WARNING

 

 

 
 
 
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