There will be the usual sack race for the recently fired.
The crowning of Miss Main Squeeze at the Juice Right Pageant.
Boris, the vulgar boatman, will again take on both Cuss Plucker, the Blunder Busman and the Reverent Mr. Amos Rant in the mule cussing contest.
(Last year the air was so blue, they had to call it a draw when the animals fainted from embarrassment.)
Bango the Balloon Clown, is running the bomb toss.
Ranger Roy is giving demonstrations on the dangers of the pool sharks known as Chaws, little nippers who go after the toes of of both municipal and backyard swimmers.
Easy Perkins is bringing his champion turkey, Peach Gobbler, his prize winning hen, Coopsa Daisy, and his ash ram, Sooty, to the Life Shock Show.
Colonel Corny Cobb Web’s Coochie-Coo Tent will premiere ZaZa LaPlume, the fan dancer’s new act where instead of just feathers, she uses the whole bird and bills herself LaPlume the Flamingo Dancer.