“Being a Scarlet Sister isn’t really the way it once was,” Bertha went yawn.
“The culture has become pasteurized and thats not a bad thing.
Little Red Heidi Wood tried to unionize the girls a couple years ago, telling them that laying down on the job was no road to self respect.
I’m ashamed I stood against her.
She left and became a radio star with the Brazing Hussey cooking show and is now the author of two books: ‘Frying In the Nude’ and ‘The Little Red Book Of Meow’.
Bon Bon is set to open her own candy store in Gelt Glowers.
Carlotta Park has become a lingerie model for Vague Magazine.
Barbie Q. is selling her own grill on tv.
Bunny Ears is raising chickens for Easy Pickins.
Voodoo Doll snagged a cloth merchant.
Buckin Brenda has gone into social work.
Piggy Leigh already has two hit singles, ‘Hog Mild’ and ‘Larry In The Sty With Desmond’.
Chilli Pepper, our piano man, now tickles the ivories at Colonel Corny Cobb Webb’s Girlique.”