As they say in retail: “Life, like cash, is all about change.”
After three de-generations and a two for one sale, The Tomato Patch Bordello has shut its gates for good.
With both Lee Z, and my randy granddad under their wives watchful eyes, the Patch had, for all its hot dogs lost the wurst.
Madam Bertha D. Blooz finally won the election and got a politician’s seat to sit on she doesn’t have to cuddle.
The Madam is Madam Councilwoman now.
In the article, “Politics, From Sexual To Dirty” by Fanny May Hert in the Benchpress, Bertha said: “In the sex race I’ve run out of laps and so have the girls.”
Our motto was always “Sex For Higher” but the last little while The Big Mr. C mob has been trying to get their grip on our vice and now I can court them with city hall.”