In the car, Hitch kept muttering: ” Your next, your nix!”
Slowly on into Drunken, the whole sorted tale got told.
I heard how the expedition following The Red Key Strolls, an Amnesia hiking map, got held up by Captain Belay Pins, the buccaneer. even before they were able to leave Torntoga.
I heard how they had to leave half their supplies in Tatter’s, owner of the Sword Loser, the pirate pawnshop, just to get enough double loons to carry on.
Hitch told me about hiring Scurvy Guy DeReef, the pirate guild and how DeReef stole most of their food not long after crossing over the seventh vale.
Hitch Ike kept babbling about brooks of gum powder, where some crew members developed musket toes, about the fur flies and the giant three toed moths.
Then just when they were about to give out from thrust, they came upon the Fountain Of Truth, only to try and kill each other after the first sip.
He told me how they lived on cloves and wishes until they were attacked by a tribe of corny Plod People.
CORNY PLOD PEOPLE