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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7. PAGE 17

Hitch Ike kept mumbling about his delirious treatments and the fear that the Plod People were after him.

We pulled into an oddly quite Motalk Gas Station on the way back to Sea Czar City.

It was then I noticed a blank eyed character staggering through the breaking glass of the station’s door.

He was drinking from a sick pack of motor oil.

“That’s Gaffer, one of my crew!”, Hitch yelled.

“I told you they were near.

Drive like a gnat out of Nell!

They’re here! They’re hear!”

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GASSED UP

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 16

Hitch Ike said it was trilling to listen to John St. John doing bird speak.

He called every winged feature of the jungle to bring food and beaks of water and news of the pursuing Plodman guards.

He even called Igneous, of the magnetic talents. his personal Roc, to fly Hitch Ike to the coast.

Strapped to Igneous’ back with his camera, Hitch flew over each of the seven vales, the Erased Rubber Tree Forrest. the Defeated Caves, the Sands of Thyme, to finally land on La Goona Breach.

The bird left him hailing a passing snowboat.

On board was Titus Ironicus, publisher of the Bench Press.

Fearing he might be pressganged by the newsman, Hitch jumped ship and swam to shore.

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GOING OVERBOARD

 

THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 15

*Excerpt from “The Strange Case of Talon Of The Birds” by Lord Waters

“The baby was basketcase #1 left on the instep of Redlamb Prison.

It was left by a single parrot who could no longer care for the unusually strong toddler.”

…”Jade (the parrot) came upon the tike swathed but otherwise inert in a burned out ash troyed.”

“He (the child now called John St. John) constantly blushed due to his x-rated vision.

The first laws anyone noticed that he broke, were the laws of gravity.

The court declared John, Gulp Island’s one and lonely illegal alien and ordered him to remain behind the bar and grill of Redlamb Prison.”

“Since it was impossible to keep him locked up against his will, Warden Game decided to give his adapted ward his own set of keys to save on the where and care of the prison walls.”

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PRISON FLYOUT

 

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 14

Hitch Ike struck out in the dread of night.

Getting entangled in the knotty bow vines, it nearly dawned on him before he could get himself untangled.

All that thirstday he traveled without a sign of water.

When it finally appeared it pointed to a well at the ruins of a mere Raj.

He was only stopped from drinking by the appearance of the Forever Fugitive,the Mighty Jailbird, Gulp Islands only illegal alien, known by the winged of the jungle as Talon of the Birds and in town as John St. John. *

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ALLS NOT WELL

 

 

THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL.7, PAGE 13

How long they stayed in the land of milk and honeys, Hitch Ike had no idea but all the while he was taking reals of film.

Meena the swinger, Meena on the horn of her horse, Dilemma, Meena poolside drinking brown cows.

Hitch also began to notice that Rib Lee seemed desirous of rolls in the royal hey.

For Hitch Ike it was Kipling thinking that the man who would be king could ever be his adventurous pal Rib Lee.

He also noticed that his film crew seemed to be drinking milk with every meal.

Their eyes were getting that cheesy blue look.

They had become listless, carrying no pencils or paper and plod like.

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MEENA WITH HER DELEMMA

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 7, PAGE 12

It was the warrior priestess Meena, Milkmaid to the Holy Cow of the Legend Dairy of Moo, who saved them.

The corny plod men had once been prime mates, looking to feed their families, so stole the golden milk of the Holy Cow.

The milk turned them into mindless slaves.

Their male descendants are also made to drink of the milk so that they too continue to serve the lost outpost of what was once the forgotten land of Amnesia, a mighty queendom that covered all of Valdeez Island, including the sunken city of Anchor Wot.

Now Meena and her milkmaid sisters udderly rule the Jungle of Bow Vines while the Plod Men are forced to go into auction at their very bidding.

It seemed to Hitch Ike that Meena led Rib Lee and the camera crew around in circles for days before they at lass came upon the women who attended the Holy Cow of Moo.

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THE SACRED COW

 

 

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THE SHAGGY SAGA OF SEA CZAR CITY,VOL. 7, PAGE 11

In the car, Hitch kept muttering: ” Your next, your nix!”

Slowly on into Drunken, the whole sorted tale got told.

I heard how the expedition following The Red Key Strolls, an Amnesia hiking map, got held up by Captain Belay Pins, the buccaneer. even before they were able to leave Torntoga.

I heard how they had to leave half their supplies in Tatter’s, owner of the Sword Loser, the pirate pawnshop, just to get enough double loons to carry on.

Hitch told me about hiring Scurvy Guy DeReef, the pirate guild and how DeReef stole most of their food not long after crossing over the seventh vale.

Hitch Ike kept babbling about brooks of gum powder, where some crew members developed musket toes, about the fur flies and the giant three toed moths.

Then just when they were about to give out from thrust, they came upon the Fountain Of Truth, only to try and kill each other after the first sip.

He told me how they lived on cloves and wishes until they were attacked by a tribe of corny Plod People.

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CORNY PLOD PEOPLE

 

 

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