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ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 40

After words, I took Helen for lunch to Fine’s Kettle Of Fish.

Joey Pratt Falls brought us two bowls of McGuffin Red Herring soup, then Helen said: “Boss, so No Bull Savage claimed his people haven’t any boarders which is how he could send those bunch of Nasty Partiers off island….”

“Yes.”

“So if the Hidawhy can come and go as they tease, does that have some clue as to how you and the German Shepherd, Fritz, got to Cuba several years ago?

Do you have some kind of a deal with the Hidawhy that gives you a pass?”

“Now Helen”, I said “that would be telling.”

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FISHING FOR ANSWERS

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And be sure to rush to the Nudestand for the next scandalous episode in the ongoing Shaggy Saga Of Sea Czar City.

In volume 7, Eve Angelica appeals (very much) to P.I. Hatrack to be her haughty guard.

You’ll be on hand and feet for Randy Jim’s divorce.

You’ll journey to the forgotten land of Amnesia and see the legend dairy of Moo, meet the Sacred Cow and its High Milkmaid, Meena, barely escape the attack of the Plod People and be home in time for an early election.

You’ll see John St. John, Gulp Island’s only illegal alien, and the nine wives of Omitt Cayenne.

You’ll fall under the spell of Baba Alley and go to The Fair To Midland and finally learn the secret of the German Shepherd Affair.

All this and so much less.

 

Remember kids,Gothic Comics still has back issues of “Cargo Cal And The Pilots” (featuring the return of Cal’s arch nemesis, Ape Lincoln) and “Army Aunts” (who go feeler to feeler with the Corkroaches of Wineland).

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Just send a request for the issues you want to Sleet And Hale Publications, Sea Czar City, Gulp Island, Bikini Triangle, Somewhere In The Specific Ocean.

 

 

 

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 39

I took Helen Wheels to the Glowers opening.

The hotel looks down on all of Sea Czar City.

It has a Helloplane port on the left side of the roof.

It has a game room for Hooky, named after J. Morgan’s late wife.

With Gelt was Jitters, his faithless butler and a new French maid.

Jitters told me later, the maid’s name is CoCo Eclair and I must admit she looked a testy bit of pastry.

Jitters said she has her own  line of perfume, Channel Sex. and is already  part of the Lipso Faxso catalogue .

Jitters also thinks she has designs on Minnie Beltz’s Clothes 9-5.

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COCO ECLAIR

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 38

The next mourning, The Bench Press headline read: JUSTA FORTUNE (KNEE HUNTER) HATRACK SUES HUSBAND FOR REMORSE.

“In a statement to this reporter, Mrs. Hatrack said ‘I’m going to take that gamey  old shooter for every marble he hasn’t already lost.’

The caption under the photo read: “Cereal Box  Heiress On The Arm Of Former J. Morgan Gelt Driver, Jod Spur’.

And as if that wasn’t even odd enough, the neighbouring headline gravely proclaimed: “Goldie Gelt, Long Suffering Wife Of J. Morgan Gelt, Dead”

The article went on to say: “Mrs. Gelt passed away shortly after arriving at the Abandon Hope Hospital.

She took a fall while visiting Easy Picken’s award-winning hen, Coopsa-Daisy.

Fowl play is not expected, though the Phantom Rooster was heard to crow.

Despite the sudden tragedy, Mr. Gelt still plans to be on hand for the officious opening of Gelt Glowers.”

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WHAT SHE HAS TO SHOW FUR IT

 

 
 
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