I borrowed the day phone to call Lee Z.
He answered with a “She was only a banker’s daughter but oh my, did she know what to do with her endowment.
I asked about his cemetery assignment.
Turns out the turnover was your granddad’s spooky business partner.
The Spector Of The Lost Lunchman”s Mind was gravely dispirited and was trying to dig up a little company.
I hooked him up with Ghost Of A Chance, ‘the dating service for the recently deceased’.
He and Lady McDoom are currently seeing through each other and all is fine.”