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ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL 6, PAGE 21

French Slappers were originally frenzied duelists who first settled Mount Seeall but Lou Pine took his lineage latterly, being a master second-story man with a thing about keys.

Conya was worried because the famous Rink Panther had been borrowed from Clowntown and to insure the safety of the skating cat, there was only one key to it’s enclosure which Conya kept on her at all times.

I had treed Pine once before so knew him for a sticky adversary.

Toboggan with Conya didn’t seem right, so when she asked me my rate, I smiled and told her: “A dollar a day and all I can sleet,”

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THE SECOND STORY MAN

 

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL.6, PAGE 20

After I debarked from the rough wooden seats on the Cantorberry Rail And Ferry, I headed for The Broken Bone Bar at the She Shall Lay.

I was looking for a little winter snort of Old Jack Horner.

As I expected, there in the manager’s booth was Conya Penny, daughter of TV star Jake Penny, world champion fleer, former Old Limp Pix model and quite a cooker.

“Slalom!”, she said when she looked up, “Just the Gumchew I’ve been waiting to see.

Lou Pine, the French Slapper is back on the mountain!

He slapped a couple in their cabin last night, then stole their keys.

You know what this will do to my trade if word gets out?”

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AT THE SHE SHALL LAY

 

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 19

The first thing, next morning, I went to Secondhand Stan”s to see what he had in a nervous duck down.

Just inside the door I ran into Pete Skates.

I asked him where he was going with an old suitcase.

“For Heaven’s sake,” he answered “I know I’ve got to get a grip.”

“You run off again,” I told him “and your name will be Flood with me and half the town.

The valise you can do is letter see your a man and not a postcard.”

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SECONDHAND STAN’S

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND, SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 18

I went to the day phone and called the office.

My preceptionist, Helen Wheels said, “Boss, even though you don’t have your car, your still going to need to parka.

Conya Penny called to say she needs to see you at Polly Latchkey on Basketune right away.”

Polly Latchkey (named after one of the clown heads of Europe) is where Gulp Island resorts to sport in  winter.

It has Downhill Fleeing, The Lunge and Slow Boring.

Helen was right, like a good paint job, I’d need a second coat.

michaellewisart

SNOW BUSINESS

 

ALAS, IN WANDERLAND,SEA CZAR CITY, VOL. 6, PAGE 17

“Speaking of the Longview’, Lee Z. interrupted, “thats why I eclipsed my honeymoon.

Spooks have been hitting the cemetery at night and leaving no stone unturned.

Mayor Major Minor thinks that because I use to be an awning salesman, I’d be the perfect guy to deal with shades.

Did you guys hear that Gordon George Guzzler at the Car Tomb Junkyard, found a giant Sumatran rat in a box of old Stand Magazines and named it Mycrock?

These aren’t bad brat worst but if you fellows want good eats, you should try Taiwan Hon’s Wine Dinning.

The food has gotten much better since Hon hired the new Sioux chef, Shy Ann Trail.”

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GORDON GEORGE OF THE CAR TOMB

 

 
 
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