“Heaven is mad as Nell, she wont even speak to me”, Pete said the next morning.
“What do you expect, you’ve been ‘gone fishing’ since she was a fin.”
I drove him out to the Drasticvill Drive-In.
When we got out of the car, Heaven said: “Hey Sneaker, you’ve got something smelly stuck to your shoe.”
“Heaven, I’m your father”, Pete pleaded.
“My old man drown in a bottle when I was just a squirt.
What you are, is a ghost.”