I tried talking cents to the Bribe.
“Why do you want anything to do with this old bit of leaf jerky?
Its not as though he he has any kale.”
“Lettuce not be too sure.” she replied.
Thats when the whole inedible story came out.
Years ago the sponsor of Sgt. Singer Of The Mounted, Dreaded Eats Cereal, started giving away good deeds to small pieces of The Lying Lunchman”s Mind.
The dream was that if Hudson Day, the lost spectre, ever did find his claim, kids all over Gulp Island would get a chunk of the action.
Well it seems my randy granddad has been buying up and collecting those bad deeds for years.
Now by his own estimation, he has stocked to the max.
And what with the Lunchman’s Mind having been found, Randy Jim is Rich Randy Jim now.