It was after midnoon by the time I got to the office.
There was no one there doing wait training so I sent Helen home.
I was eager to try my skills with the Morris Cod.
There was goose soup a plenty to slurp on Casebook.
Dick Swab of Swab’s Drugstore has developed a new laundry cleaner.
In honour of Lady McDoom. he named it “Out Jam Spot!”
Knut Berry’s Nature’s Call Box is now carrying Dr. Salt”s World Famous Garlic Seltzer.
He is also running specials on Unplagiarized Mastodon Milk, Willet Fly’s Levitation Mats, UFO phone cards, At Home Egg Aspirators, and all Organic Bowling Balls.
New to his book selection is “What To Do At The End Of the World” by Revelation X. “How to Apply Magic Directly To Open Wounds” by Kandu the Magician and Grinwitch”s “Talking to the Dead Without Paying Long Distant Charges”.
Oh yes and the Suffer Jets have booked the Idlevice Hall for their annual “Get A Gripe On”.