“In the words of the immoral card, Gillem Lakesneer”, intoned Tells’ majestic voice, “Let sheep quit the traveled weave of fair.”
“What does that mean?” asked Jerry Rigg, who was among those crowded around the great wine salesman.
“It means nothing” answered Tells “the beauty is in the languish.
Lakesneer had the greatest quillmanship of all climes.
‘Good light cheat prints, let kites of angles lend you pest!’
What other sayright had such a string of hits?
‘The Strategy Of Sackbreath’ (known to the superstitious as The Clotish Play),’ Richard The Turd’, ‘Memory He Ate” (best of the zombie cycle), ‘Gimlet, The Quince Of Tenbark’, and ‘The Mention Of Vengeance'”.
With that Tells rose from Frank’s chair and turning to the barber, said:”I’ll not insult your tonsorial art with a mere stipend, but rather impart to you a moment of history.
Here, my good man, are two tickets to my performance with the delightful ZaZa LaPlume.
We are doing ‘Strip As You Like It’ at the King Leer in Reclina, one night hence.”
Then with a twirl of his coattails, he was out the door.