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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 20, MONDAY MARCH 12

“She Is only a chill cook’s daughter, but she’ll be hot tamale.

Hey Shysock, cracked any cases lately?

Cases of Old Jack Horner, I mean.”

It was the first time any of us had seen Lee Z. Gladstone in Banters, since the announcement of his up-ending marriage to Old Smokey’s adopted daughter, Smokey Jr.

“So when do you get made an honest man?” I asked the intending gloom.

“Too soon, too soon.

Yes, no more farmer’s daughters.

It’s death of a quailman.

But no complaints.

It’s time I settled down and raised a salesforce of my own.

By the buy, you boys seen the new sign on Grinwitch’s door?

She made some deal with Falcon Black, the Malt Teas importer, to market her tarot drink.

The sign reads:’Tea Leaves, Read em and Steep!’

Pie Annie also has a new sign at the Bunadventure Bakery.

“Rising To The Kneads Of Those With A Little Dough And A Rye Smile.’

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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 19, SUNDAY MARCH 11

Things got settled today.

Kate got the ransom.

I got a minder’s fee, for sitting Bishop’s baby on the Blunder Bus back from Wolf Bay.

It seems the Naughty Lust got side jacked by a school of mermaid’s just beyond Lurid Rock.

I doubt it will be any time swoon when next The Dandy Pucker kisses our shores.

Simon Degree’s radio show:”Weather Or Not”, predicted no sun on the beach, so sounds like a good day to settle into the new Quint Westwood western; “Slow Train To Bridesville”.

Think I’ll order in a steakout with a slide of pie from Cheesy Eats, put John DePrairie on the box, crack a Schmaltz and wait for tomorrow to come.

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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 18, FRIDAY MARCH 9

At dawn, we finally chased the Pucker down.

There was much cannon fire and grappling.

In fact Cutless Kate was in such a snit, she nearly drew blood for the first time.

She gave The Mast a nose bob and something smelly was revealed.

The Mast and French Kris were indeed one in the game.

Bubbles was released from the bath.

The Dandy Pucker was sent on its way with the fishes, leaving one romance a flounder.

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