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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 17, MARCH 7 CONTINUED

Kate glared at me but I continued on.

“I hear Arch Bishop is offering a handsome ransom for the return of his bathing cutie.

I have even heard that some think The Mast and French Kris may be in it together.”

You could have gut the silence with a wife.

“That frigate bilge bat” Kate gargled, “running off with some soap-stained bit a pigskin!

Hoist yer shirttails, me panties, we’re off to save a damsel in disdress!”

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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 16, MARCH 7 CONTINUED

Neville Mayfair and his seedy sub got me to Torntoga, on Valdeez Island in record time.

Cutless Kate was reciting poetry at the Swan Dive Inn and was already pretty far gone in her couplets.

“Hey Shame Us,'” the pirate queen shouted on seeing me, “here to make us feel guilty?”

So as not to appear flagon, I joined she and the boys in a Barnacle Brew.

Trying to disarm her, I said off the cuff: “I see the Dandy Pucker isn’t in the harbour.

Captain French Kris must be after some fair booty.”

Now this, I am aware, was a dangerous plank to be walking.

It had long been suspected that French Kris, Cutless Kate’s chief rival in the pirate trade, may also be The Mast, Kate’s unseen lover.

The mask, it is rumored, is never removed.

Not even in bed.

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