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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 9, TUESDAY, MARCH 6

At the office Helen told me a Say Nonsense has been set for a week this Thursday.

The 15th, the Tides Of March.

Helen brought me up to deed on Elizabeth Bareit Browntea.

She is a poet and performance artist.

She also, for a while, masqueraded as a first nations flasher, Princess May Howl.

But she was easily exposed.

She is also the inventor of the Bodice Zipper.

She now appears on Uncle Oslo’s Wonderful World Of Wood on the radio.

Its a kid’s show where she does the princess with a hand puppet called Dam Beaver.

On The Air

On The Air

 

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SEA CZAR CITY, THE DIARIES, PAGE 8, MARCH 5 CONCLUDED

It was Hula Hope Night at Hon’s Wine Dining, so I went there for the Cow Poy Special.

Afterwards I stopped at The Criminal Record and bought a copy of Sunset John De Prairie’s new hillbilly hit.

A sad song about the leashing of a French hound called: “Cord On Blue”.

Back at my room at the Harbour House Hotel, I cracked a new bottle of Old Jack Horner and returned to The Amorous Adventures Of Cutless Kate, Mistress Of The Dolly Roger.

I opened the book to where Nipps, the cabin boy, said:” It was a rum go until the Captain, she, flashed the King’s guards which bodice¬†enough time to escape.”

It had been a very wrong day.

For The Record

For The Record

 

 

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