The radio announcer’s voice bounced through the bar:
It’s K.R.A.S. broadcasting from high a top the Tawdry Building in downground Oueensville City with Rick Shaw’s Orchestra and the lovely Fan-tan Dancers.
Tonight’s special guess, that tough-guy tenor Tommy Gunn Boyle and Cinnamon, Cloves, and Ginger, The Spice Rack Trio doing their big hit :’ Apple Pie Yourself It’s Larder Than You Think’.
Also direct from The Cave Inn in Port Wine, it’s the flat faced hilarity of Joey Pratt Falls!”