I was trying to ketchup on the latest saucy adventure of Sgt. Singer Of the Mounted.
There had been a little spice added with a new character named Paprika, who was a dancer at Stu Lash’s Thawsom House.
She had just seen Singer in his civvies and said: “Suits a Lords! Wheres your fancy union zoot, me capitan?”, when Helen Wheels, my preceptionist, rolled through the door.
She had with her, Ima Bord, wife of Limberjack Bord, owner and operator of Bord Feet Shoes.