I was in the office reading Ranger Roy’s account of raising a cowardly lion, entitled:”Born Flee” and had just got to the part where Roy realizes trouble is bruin.
Roy comes eyeball to eyeball with Bear Sal, the legendary wild woman of Grizzly Hills Park.
Just then who should breeze past Helen Wheels, my preceptionist, but old windy she-was-only-a-scull-captain’s-daughter-but-oh-my-how-she-could-crew Lee Z. Gladstone himself.
“Hey Nick Facey, as the girl said to the jumping bean salesman,’Looks like business is hopping!'”
“And your own Lee Z.”, I asked “still selling fuzzy linoleum as fur tile?’
“No my son, I’ve done it, I’m working full-time for Smokey Mirrors at The Real Steal Estate.”
Eyeball To Eyeball With Bear Sal