After some serious negotiations, the thief did all the second story windows and took out the trash.
Come morning, he sadly turned himself over to Constable John
At Nick Pocket’s trial, Janet Tor appeared as a character witness, saying:”Yeah he’s some character, but bucket, judge, if you put him under my cussedty, I’ll clean his clock. It’s time someone tried to re-ability him and cause I think I addled his pate with my mop, he’s become real easy to handle. Besides he’s good at staying up all night!”
So that’s how “Tor an Pocket Maintenance …Clean You Up, Clean You Out” got started and they are both so quiet, neither one of them wakes me on the Murphy sled in the closet.