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Pun Of Sea Czar City, Page 36

26 Jul

It was quiet in the office, so Helen Wheels put down “Doctor, Take Me Intern”, one of Joyce Bitt’s Naughty Pine Novels, and started telling me about Sunday at the Church of the Immense Retention, when Reverend Mr. Amos Rant asked Shelly Shekel, B.B. Wolf the bank president’s secretary, if she was chaste and she said:”Only twice a week to give the boss exercise.”

“That Shelly” said Helen “she’s a hoot! She once told me that Wolf offered her safe sex but she said it was ok because it’s not his vault. She also said that he is so wealthy, he even launders his money.”

Dictation

 

 

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