“What is more” Winestein continued, “I believe Horace Plasterneck, the Vulgarian author of ‘Dr. Chicago’, and a notorious antiarborist, has followed me through the porthole with known numbers runner, Matha Hurry, and is hiding somewhere on Gulp Island waiting to strike!
At first I believed they were after me because of my work on the Topiary Theorem, but now I firmly believe they are here to re-assassinate the Vains.”