Gobbler kept pouring snaps which I gingerly gave to a robber tree plant when he wasn’t looking.
Eventually he passed out in a stupor on the floor while I passed out the door.
Even in the dark those huge asses were on my tail and that was no hee-haw.
I made it under the fence, not nearly the chomp I thought I was going to be.
Even though I was too old, I used a nearby pubic phone to inform Sheriff Wild Jill Padlock in Haggleville and she raided the park,
Gobbler was ordered to spend the rest of his days behind bars serving drunks.
I had to appear at his trial as “Exhibit Eh”.